I’m not known for my extravagant spending. One of the reasons I am able to maintain my nomadic wanderings around the globe is because I don’t buy every new geegaw or doodad. For having two new baubles is a bit of a rarity, the hipster glasses come courtesy of a fun (if frivolous and fruitless) shopping excursion with CWB and Hoggy. The mug, well, once I had the glasses, I had to get the mug.
Stubble and smirk? Those I’ve had for years.